Pleasant Christmas days and a happy 2009

And so this is X ' mas

So this is X'mas

And what have u done

Another year over

A new one just begun

So this is X'mas

I hope u have fun

The near and the dear one

The old and the young

A very Merry X'mas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

So this is X'mas

For weak and for strong

For rich and the poor ones

The war is so wrong

And so happy X'mas

For black and for white

For yellow and red ones

Let's stop all the flight

A very Merry X'mas

And a hapy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

And so this is X'mas

And what have we done

Another year over

A new one just begun

And so happy X'mas

We hope u have fun

The near and the dear one

The old and the young

A very Merry X'mas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

And so happy X'mas

And what have we done

Another year over

A new one just begun

Pleasant Christmas days and a happy 2009 to all 

看雞肉

看  雞  肉

自助餐廳裏，一位衣着華麗的少婦站在桌邊，

用夾子夾起一塊雞肉拿到眼前審視半天，

然後放回盤中；接着又夾起第二塊雞肉，

重複剛才的動作；當她夾起第三塊雞肉時，

在她後面的男士再也忍不住了，

問她：

『 現在，你該能確定這隻雞的死因了吧？』

分 享 經 驗

有個孩子期末考試得了第一名，

家長會上，老師要求這個孩子的父親分享經驗。

這位父親站在講台上，鄭重其事地舉起手，

伸出一個手指頭，說：『我只說一句話。』

嘩！一句話，就能把經驗介紹完，

這顯然是個秘訣，家長們熱烈地鼓起掌來，

個個充滿着期待的眼神。

這位父親使勁向大家搖手，示意不要鼓掌。

家長們見他這麽謙虛，掌聲更響了。

好不容易等掌聲停下來  ...
這位父親才結結巴巴地說：

『我  ...  要說的是  ...  孩子的學習  ... 

都是他媽媽在管，

我也不知道他的成績為甚麼這麽好。』